Quotations

What does Julie have to say for herself? What do others have to say about Julie?

Testimonials

"She has taught me to never pay for weed. Because then you don't risk getting caught buying drugs, and it keeps you from smoking too much." (Brandon)

"Julie has taught me that stories don't need to have a point. And that 5 minute icons tend to be the most awesome." (Holly)

"The thing about Julie is you can never be sure where she's been. However, I'd still take her over the wieners." (Meaghan (that's me))

"Julie is guaranteed for 30 days or my money back, but I've loved my Julie for nearly 2 years now! She's smart, funny, and oh so gunnderful. I loves Julie and so should you." (Nicole)

"She flushed a pickle down the toilet. I think that says a lot about her." (Bonster)

"Whenever I need PHP help, Julie is there! Also, she once provided me with a great deal of meat, for which I am most grateful. She's so gunnderful, I'm completely willing to overlook the fact that she comes from Texas." (Morgan)

Julie on Julie

"I would marry Scorpius and have his 1/4 Scarran, 1/4 Sebacean, 1/2 human babiez."

"Julie T. Boobieflash is my professional name."

"I'm like a leper."

"I used to want to be one of the Boxcar Children. They made hobo life seem so fun. They lived in a barn and each had their own personal horse stall. I wanted my own horse stall."

"I revel in my h0rishness."

"I think I might can do it."

"I do aim for my sites to have maximum crotchability."

"I'm a very friendly person, but if you cross me, I will cut you."

"I'm trying to think of what I should be ashamed of, but really, I have very little shame."

"I yearn to become Betty White."

"They don't call me the Hobo Terminator for nothing!"

"Still, there is nothing worse than a dumb person asking for help."